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Thursday, 09 July 2009

  • Counter to the Physics of Peeing for Men.

       Peeing for a girl is not easy. "In fact, I would like to retaliate and say that it's easier for girls to pee because all they have to do is sit there and let it out, plus they get good exercise out of squatting. When a guy pees, it requires thinking."

    It is not easy at all for girls to pee.
    There are obviously major misconceptions on both sides of the gender spectrum.
                                                                      
    1. When a girl pees, she usually has to sit down. Do you not understand how dirty most toilet seats are, especially in public restrooms. There are a million thoughts running through our heads. To sit or not to sit? Are there any toilet seat covers? Usually the answer is no. Is there any toilet paper? Usually the answer is no. And if there is  toilet paper, its the hard, very thin kind. Ladies know what I'm talking about. Its the one that you have to be gentle with because if you pull too hard, you only get one sheet, and if you don't pull hard enough then nothing comes out. Girls praise nice clean bathrooms.

    2. Pee does not shoot out at the same rate all the time. You're right about that one. It can even affect girls. If we really have to go, it can shoot all over the place, even run down our leg. [I've heard stories.] Peeing for women can be very messy at times. It is very uncomfortable to have to wipe your leg and other parts afterward. You just feel icky the rest of the day. And have men ever had that moment when the automatic toilet flushes mid-urination? Maybe but not likely.

    3. I'm trying not to get graphic but to explain it fully men have to understand that we have to landscape. If our grass isn't cut, then, well to be frank, leaves and such [ie tissue] get attached to the grass. I hope you're following my drift. And don't even get me started about using the bathroom when it rains. [ie, our period, and no, it doesn't really "rain"]

    4. Last but not least, squatting..really? There's nothing fun about squatting. Sometimes the bathroom is so dirty that we're forced to and that alone leaves lots of room for errors. Like when I mentioned the liquid running down our leg. One little shift while we're squatting and our whole day is ruined and sticky. Yuck.

    So I don't think either side has it easier than the other. But contrary to popular belief bathroom breaks do require thinking, maybe even a little more than yours.

Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • Catcher in the Rye

    "You know, just like in Catcher in the Rye. Guys tend to change their minds. Even when they say they love you. when they say it, they do mean it. But maybe in a month, they don’t mean it anymore. It’s not lying. But you feel tricked." -Kim D.

                      

    This seems so true. So what about it guys? Have you ever said something, meant it at that time, and then felt different a day later? I'm specifically talking about women, not like you wanted french fries one minute and then the next minute you wanted steak. Lets be serious. Have you ever told a girl you loved her, and then realized that you didn't, but you were too scared to tell her?

    This has happened to me. He said it first too. Its not like we were fighting either. The girl definitely feels betrayed and maybe at fault. I'm not saying you shouldn't tell her you love her. I'm just saying think about it before you say it.
  • This is why you're fat.

    There is such a high demand for women to be always put together, look healthy, skinny [yes there is a difference between healthy and skinny] and constantly at their best.

    I'm pretty small, very petite, only 5'1" and even I find myself picking at my body. I inevitably keep telling myself "I'm too fat here. I need to work out more. My cheeks are too big. My teeth aren't straight enough." And then it begins to affect my eating. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bulimic or anorexic. This isn't one of those posts. But today, while searching I stumbled upon http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and while reading it I've discovered that I've barely eaten today. In fact, this week, I've barely eaten at all. Today, all I've had to eat was a few cookies, a bite of chicken [seriously, just a bite] and a microwavable burrito. Not my healthiest day, I know. [Look, there I go again. Picking at myself to be healthy when I only weigh 106 pounds. I might be too skinny.]

    But that's just some background information. The real point of this post is this.
      
    I find myself on dates, eating very slowly and cautiously. I don't want to spill anything,  yet I don't want to look fat in front of him. If I get a sandwich, I'll pick off the pieces. If its pizza, I eat the toppings first, then the bread. Pretty  weird, I know. Some times I'll order something big and only finish a three-quarters of it.

    So ladies, around your men, or on dates, do you eat less? Or do you eat neatly so you don't seem like a slob? Or do you just eat less in general because of the pressure to be skinny in today's society? And men, do you like your ladies to eat whatever they want and be on the voluptuous side, or do you like them petite?

    And yes, I know that you can be healthy and voluptuous.

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